If these don't automatically linkify, copy and paste and shut up. I don't feel like HTML.
ITEM THE FIRST- The Bible. In Lolcat. http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1
I say we start a Satanic lolcat cult of Basement Cat followers. We could wear black cat ears and tails and shit.
ITEM THE SECOND- Cheap goggles, Ari! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_list_7&listing_id=14241757
ITEM THE THIRD- Now taking donations for THESE. Please, anyone- your pennies are appreciated. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_list_17&listing_id=14099639
ITEM THE FOURTH- I started crying when I read this and realised what I freak I am, that these books have affected my in such a weird way. Can you imagine, though?! If it works out like they're planning, with thousands of people, all coming together to be with each other, united in trying to witness something they refuse to believe is impossible... I need to be their. I really do. I am going to find two piggy-bank-ish containers as soon as I finish with this- one for that monocle, and one for a plane ticket. Just a one-way ticket, so I can start my life over in London, like I've always dreamed. I'm such a freak.
Um, yes. Link- http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4596534181.
Isn't it glorious?
Also, I've decide to banish my self-doubt and be a fucking Gryffindor. I've never thought of myself as particularly brave, but I can completely see myself as a Marauder type- reckless, fun-loving, system-fucking, irreverent, but with something to fight for. I just need a cause. And I've already got the scarf, so why not?
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Okay, people? Can we please start a LARP group of some kind? Please? Ooh- how about a weird steampunk one, so we can wear epic googles? Yeah. Email me if you're interested, or if you actually read this, at iarethekat@gmail.com.
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This is taken from my journal, dated 'Morning of July 24th, 2008'-
"I find myself wanting to try acid. My research has indicated (don't I sound posh!) that it's basically harmless- impossible to get addicted to, impossible to overdose on, easy to find, cheap, fun, with no long- or short-term side effects. Why is this shit illegal? Problems come up when you take it with something else, and then it's the something else that's causing problems- LSD is used in such small quantities, it's practically impossible to contaminate. So keep it separate from other junk, and you're fine. So where's mine? Where are my private light shows and religious epiphanies? What dos the government have against it? The truths, the realities it supposedly uncovers? They don't care about our well-being, but if that were the case- legalise it and you can control the quality and manufacture. Legalise it and and control any problems it creates. I could run the planet. Look at me, all clever with my research and figures and sophisticated theories."
(Note to any parent-type figures- no, I've never used it: no I don't have any real plans to use it.)
(Note to anyone else- my journal's filled with weird stuff like this. It's kind of funny. I sound so jaded and world-weary when I write. I should stop before I get any worse, but it's too fun.)
-K@
Oh, SHIT! I wear glasses! I'd need TWO MONOCLES!
Or contacts. Pinstripe contacts....
...yeah...
"I find myself wanting to try acid. My research has indicated (don't I sound posh!) that it's basically harmless- impossible to get addicted to, impossible to overdose on, easy to find, cheap, fun, with no long- or short-term side effects. Why is this shit illegal? Problems come up when you take it with something else, and then it's the something else that's causing problems- LSD is used in such small quantities, it's practically impossible to contaminate. So keep it separate from other junk, and you're fine. So where's mine? Where are my private light shows and religious epiphanies? What dos the government have against it? The truths, the realities it supposedly uncovers? They don't care about our well-being, but if that were the case- legalise it and you can control the quality and manufacture. Legalise it and and control any problems it creates. I could run the planet. Look at me, all clever with my research and figures and sophisticated theories."
(Note to any parent-type figures- no, I've never used it: no I don't have any real plans to use it.)
(Note to anyone else- my journal's filled with weird stuff like this. It's kind of funny. I sound so jaded and world-weary when I write. I should stop before I get any worse, but it's too fun.)
-K@
Oh, SHIT! I wear glasses! I'd need TWO MONOCLES!
Or contacts. Pinstripe contacts....
...yeah...
1 comment:
KAT!
I has blog now too! Yay!
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