Welcome to the Jungle

(Left Shoulder Demon is screeching at me, "You sell-out! You don't need a fucking BLOG! You're more creative than that! Go carve your opinion into a tree or something!" For once, I disagree with Left Shoulder Demon. This is mostly because I lost my pocketknife, and if I were a tree, I would not want someone's opinions carved into me.)

Um. Yes. This is a post, the very first post on my brand-new, shiny blog which will most likely be forgotten after tonight. On the off chance that my attention span will hold long enough for me to commit to this, I shall introduce myself-

I ARE THE KAT

Got that? Very good. I am somewhat proud of my blog's title, as it sums me up pretty well. Were I feeling loyal to my hats, I would say that my title is a tribute to my two favourite* hats- a pinstripe fedora, and a battered straw tricorn. I love hats. (If anyone has a top hat in need of a home, I would be glad to take it in. I promise to love and care for it, and wear it on many exciting adventures.) I also love socks, but only brightly patterned knee socks, and never, ever matching (There are two exceptions to this rule. They do not matter at the moment.), because matching socks are for wankers. Right now, I've got one pink-and-black striped Rensock and one black with multicoloured* stars. (If anyone cares, I love you, and you most likely need to get a life.)

Right. Well. For simplicity's sake, I shall split up the rest of this post into several more posts, so as not to confuse your delicate little heads, if, in face, you are reading this, and you do, in fact, have a delicate little head. So, coming up next- zombies, bands, and the great and glorious project that is my new house!

Fair winds and a following sea,
-Kat



*British people are awesome. As a pirate, I steal that which is awesome- in this case, the more cultured way to spell.